Joker U!

April 1st, 2008

Buy Roti Prata, Cholesterol FREE!    =  Pay for the Roti Prata, it comes with Cholesterol FREE!)

With immediate effect, Singaporeans do not need to pay Estate Duty, BUT you still have to pay tax before you die…..GST lah!

Being rich is relative  =   When you are Rich, you will have a lot of Relatives.

You can change your spouse BUT not your parents. (Hello, I am not encouraging you to do that. Never think about it)

TWO QUESTIONS:   
A person went to a lawyer and said: “If I give you $1,000, will you answer two questions?”
The lawyer replied: “Certainly. And what is the other question?”
                                                                                           —- contributed by Handsome Sunny Chong

有两个人掉进海里,一个叫ALEX, 另一个叫什么呢? 。。            叫救命!              —– contributed by Handsome Sunny Chong

More to come…. Akan Datang

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