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One Step At A Time

April 24th, 2009

Tips:
Due to heavy traffic and if your video lags, press the pause button and let it runs for a minute or two, then press the button again to play  OR  let the moving button run for a minute or two, then slide it back to the beginning to start again. Haiz.

Hurry up and wait
So close, but so far away
Everything that you’ve always dreamed of
Close enough for you to taste
But you just can’t touch

You wanna show the world, but no one knows your name yet
Wonder when and where and how you’re gonna make it
You know you can if you get the chance
In your face as the door keeps slamming
Now you’re feeling more and more frustrated
And you’re getting all kind of impatient waiting

[Chorus]
We live and we learn to take
One step at a time
There’s no need to rush
It’s like learning to fly
Or falling in love
It’s gonna happen and it’s
Supposed to happen that we
Find the reasons why
One step at a time

You believe and you doubt
You’re confused, you got it all figured out
Everything that you always wished for
Could be yours, should be yours, would be yours
If they only knew

You wanna show the world, but no one knows your name yet
Wonder when and where and how you’re gonna make it
You know you can if you get the chance
In your face as the door keeps slamming
Now you’re feeling more and more frustrated
And you’re getting all kind of impatient waiting

[Chorus]
We live and we learn to take
One step at a time
There’s no need to rush
It’s like learning to fly
Or falling in love
It’s gonna happen and it’s
Supposed to happen that we
Find the reasons why
One step at a time

When you can’t wait any longer
But there’s no end in sight
It’s the faith that makes you stronger
The only way you get there
Is one step at a time

[Chorus]
Take one step at a time
There’s no need to rush
It’s like learning to fly
Or falling in love
It’s gonna happen and it’s
Supposed to happen that we
Find the reasons why
One step at a time

[Chorus]
One step at a time
There’s no need to rush
It’s like learning to fly
Or falling in love
It’s gonna happen and it’s
Supposed to happen that we
Find the reasons why
One step at a time

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Marriage Humour

April 24th, 2009

 

Wife:           What are you doing?’                                                                           
                                                                                                                     
Husband:    Nothing.                                                                                         
                                                                                                                     
Wife :         Nothing…?  You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.                 
                                                                                                                     
Husband:   I was looking for the expiry date.

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Wife          :   Do you want dinner?                                                                             
                                                                                                                     
Husband :    Sure! What are my choices?                                                                           
                                                                                                                     
Wife          :   Yes or no.        

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Wife           :   You always carry my photo in your wallet.  Why?

Hubby       :   When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife           :   You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Hubby      :    Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?   

 

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Girl:    When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. 
                                                                                                                     
Boy:    It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.                    
                                                                                                                     
Girl:    Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.       

                     

    

                                   
                                                                                                                     
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Son:       Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.          
                                                                                                                     
Mom:     Well, you have done the right thing.                                                                         
                                                                                                                     
Son:       But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.      

                                                               
                                                                                                                     
OMG!     OMG!     OMG!     OMG!     OMG!     OMG!     OMG!
                                                                                                                     

A newly married man asked his wife, ‘Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?’               
                                                                                                                     
‘Honey,’ the woman replied sweetly, ‘I’d have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!’                       
                                                                                                                     

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Girl to her boyfriend:    One kiss and I’ll be yours forever                                                           
                                                                                                                     
The guy replies           :    Thanks for the early warning.
                                                              
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A wife asked her husband:    What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?                           
                                                                                                                     
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:     I like your sense of humor!

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Thank you, my friend, Chee Seng.  Enjoy your weekend!;-)

 

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