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Learning Hokkien is as easy as ABC

June 27th, 2012

 

 

 

 

 

Laughter is Infectious!

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Mkt is so stressed, so “Relack” – Laugh loh

May 9th, 2012

 

A Call to technical support:

Caller:                     Hi, our printer is not working.

Customer Service:    What is wrong with it?

Caller:                     Mouse is jammed.

Customer Service:    Mouse?   And how it is related to printer?

Caller:                     Mmmm.. Wait, I will send that picture.

 

 

 

 

U can achieve anything if U think out of the box!

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Working after Age 70?

May 4th, 2012

 

 

This is funny but also quite true in life.  With their experience, the senior should do advisory role rather than menial work:

 

 

Happy Vesak Day, tomorrow!

Focus on what is left, not focus on what is lost.

 

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Enjoy your weekend!

April 21st, 2012

 

 

Video for you to laugh at, cry at and/ or shout at, haha!

 

The Most Shocking Video Ever….

 

Enjoy!

 

Quote:

Why must you do things to make yourself look good and impress on others – Fei Ting

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Super Kids!

August 18th, 2009

 

Super Kids Are Quick

 

Teacher : Maria, go to the map and find North America.                     
Maria : Here it is.
Teacher  : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 
Class  : Maria. 
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Teacher  : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John  : You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher : Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
Glenn : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher : No, that’s wrong.
Glenn : May be it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald : H I J K L M N O
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Donald : Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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Teacher : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that 
  we didn’t have ten years ago.
Winnie : Me!
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Teacher : Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen : Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher : Millie, give me a sentence startig with ‘I’.
Millie : I is………….
Teacher : No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am…..
Millie : All right…  ‘I’ am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Teacher : George Washington  not only chopped down his father’s 
  cherry tree, but also admitted it.  
  Now, Louie, do you know why his faither didn’t punish him?
Louie : Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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Teacher : Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as
  your brother’s.  Did you copy his?
Clyde : No, sir.  It’s the same dog.
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Teacher : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
  people are no longer interested?
Harold : A Teacher.

 

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School Holidays Had Begun – Part 2

June 11th, 2009

 
Ya, why pay money to go overseas to risk your life.  Come let’s spend our money locally and boost up our economy.
 
There are many places in Singapore we can go, not just eating, shopping, playing mahjong…  Bond with your children, sweat it out with them with the following activies:
 
1)  “fly” at the Singapore Flyer – they need your “money” very much
2)  Attend the Coffee Morning After Tea at S$12/S$10 – 1 hr live performance by local
     singers serenading those memorable hits, at the Esplanade.  Don’t be surpised, your
     children will love it, mine do for once.
3)  Sweat it out at our Botanical Garden, Mount Faber, HotPark, The Henderson Ridge,
     many more bridges there, so beautiful.  U will hear the “Vows” from your children.
     We have 15 reservoirs for you to find out.
4)  Mangrove Walk at Sungei Buloh, Crabwatch, birdwatch at Sungei Buloh..
5)  Chek Jawa Boardwalk to see Naked Hermit Crabs
6)  Go to Bolly Veggies to see organic farm and eat organic food. Yumi Yumi, for sure.
7)  Sentosa, so beautiful and full of attractions.
8)  Pay S$6 at URA Main office for a guided tour.  After the tour, you will fall in
     love with Singapore again and want to live up to 108.  So many exciting future
     plans coming up.  Haha, dont be surprised all the islands are connected and   
     underground traffic.  Now you know why you hv to pay and pay..
9) Go Pulau Ubin cycyling and enjoy the seafood there, cheaper than mainland and very yummy. Please note that the restaurant closes at 8pm.  No electricity loh.
10)  Many many more…….. ..
 
Singapore is so exciting!  Who says is boring?  After visiting all of above, you will work lagi harder.
 
Allo, to find out more about the above places, learn to google it ah. 

Cheers!

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Attitude in Life Decides your Destiny

May 30th, 2009

What is in a name? One’s whole destiny, it seems.  

 

Nothing is impossible in life….

 

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Just 21 years ago in his grandma’s place….

 

poor-obama

 

From one of the poorest family’s chair

to the most powerful chair

in the world……!!!

obama

Attitude leads a person to many destinies,

just keep on moving……

OBAMA =     

     O – Originally
B
 – Born in
   A – Africa to
  M – Manage
   A – America

What you can do and what you will become are all written in your name..

So, choose your name wisely…. not Char Kueh Teow…..!!

 

Enjoy your weekend ….!!!

 

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Change your Attitude
Act Now
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Christian Names to Avoid

May 20th, 2009

These are the Christian Names you should avoid……..

Here are the reasons:

Anne Chang –  肮脏 (dirty)

Anne Chin - 安静 (keep quiet)

Faye Chen 灰尘  (dusty)

Jane Tan 煎蛋 (frying egg)

Henry Mah 恨你妈 (hate your mum)

Paul Chan 破产 (bankrupt) >

Nelson Tan 鸟生蛋 (bird lay egg)

Leslie Tong 垃圾桶 (rubbish bin)

Macy Koh 没死过)(Cantonese) – Never die before)

When it comes to Hokkien dialect, there are plenty good ones:
 
Lucy Leow 
(Hokkien) – You are dead
 
Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) – Poor fellow
 
Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) – Leg hair long
 
Danny See
(Hokkien) – Wait her to die
 
Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) – Screws and nails
 
Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) – Nose droppings

Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) – Buttock
 
Monica Cheng
(Hokkien) – This one needs no explanation!!

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“Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring. All of which have the potential to turn a life around” ~~ Leo Buscaglia
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Marriage Humour

April 24th, 2009

 

Wife:           What are you doing?’                                                                           
                                                                                                                     
Husband:    Nothing.                                                                                         
                                                                                                                     
Wife :         Nothing…?  You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.                 
                                                                                                                     
Husband:   I was looking for the expiry date.

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Wife          :   Do you want dinner?                                                                             
                                                                                                                     
Husband :    Sure! What are my choices?                                                                           
                                                                                                                     
Wife          :   Yes or no.        

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Wife           :   You always carry my photo in your wallet.  Why?

Hubby       :   When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife           :   You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Hubby      :    Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?   

 

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Girl:    When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. 
                                                                                                                     
Boy:    It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.                    
                                                                                                                     
Girl:    Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.       

                     

    

                                   
                                                                                                                     
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Son:       Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.          
                                                                                                                     
Mom:     Well, you have done the right thing.                                                                         
                                                                                                                     
Son:       But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.      

                                                               
                                                                                                                     
OMG!     OMG!     OMG!     OMG!     OMG!     OMG!     OMG!
                                                                                                                     

A newly married man asked his wife, ‘Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?’               
                                                                                                                     
‘Honey,’ the woman replied sweetly, ‘I’d have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!’                       
                                                                                                                     

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Girl to her boyfriend:    One kiss and I’ll be yours forever                                                           
                                                                                                                     
The guy replies           :    Thanks for the early warning.
                                                              
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A wife asked her husband:    What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?                           
                                                                                                                     
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:     I like your sense of humor!

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Thank you, my friend, Chee Seng.  Enjoy your weekend!;-)

 

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Every Breath You Take – I will be watching you.

April 14th, 2009